Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Alive.
So much puke
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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