Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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