I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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