he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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