You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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