I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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