Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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