I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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