There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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