Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Randomize