Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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