why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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