ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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