if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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