yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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