wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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