Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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