i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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