i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I pour the whiskey from now on