I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
