Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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