We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!