I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.