You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR