maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?