I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
I think I won the penis lottery.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.