i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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