I smell stomach acid.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you