My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and she was petting her beer can
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.