After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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