So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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