My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
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