did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Randomize
