Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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