..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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