yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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