You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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