I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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