Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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