I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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