once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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