Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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