Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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