they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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