love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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