All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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