If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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