it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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