Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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