ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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