we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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