somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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