Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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