are you so shy because you have an std?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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