KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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