he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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