kristin has been a bad kristin
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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