singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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