Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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