I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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