also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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