I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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